And we're off..

Hey there,
So for my first post I'm going to give you a peek at me. With  this peek I hope you'll grow to enjoy my humor (read snark and sarcasm), and come back for more.

I'm short at 5 feet four inches tall. now that might not sound short to you but throw about 250+ pounds on that frame and you have a short fat chick, who wears glasses and swears like a sailor. I'm heavily tattooed, and starting to get piercings, after many years of rejecting the thought of them.

So there you have it I'm short and fat. Oh and don't fit in to the mold of trying to hide the fact that I'm fat. I am  comfortable in my own skin 95% of the time, and that other 5% is reserved for when I'm sleeping or dealing with the mass populations negative outlook on fat girls.

Before I go off in that direction, I love music, and I prefer it live, loud and preferably over multiple nights. I drink, smoke, swear (mentioned that above),  am in general a bad influence on adolescents both boy and girls. Despite all that I like dogs (especially mine), some cats, I love my adopted goldfish, I bake yummy things, I sew fairly well, I take photos of almost everything, I travel a lot, and have a fairly entertaining outlook on life, and I speak my mind.

I shop a lot for fun cool stylish clothes, and as a fat girl trying to do this, that is an adventure. I'll share with you where I go, what I found, and how you can get it, or make it on the cheap.  After all if you want to look good you have to work for it! added bonus I have a style as eclectic as my music tastes, so odds are something I wear will work for someone else.

I'm going to wrap this up my saying the grammar and spelling police can kiss my ass. I try to keep spelling errors to a minimum. However if you have nothing better to do that correct my syntax and grammar, you need to go get a life and have a stiff drink and or a smoke. While sipping your adult beverage/ having a relaxing smoke,  you should then ponder what a giant asshole you were/are, then take a deep breath and relax, you're taking life to seriously!  that my friend will kill you faster than anything.

Hope to see you all again soon!
Raven